The economic situation is biting and many
guys are vexing while as usual the ladies
are expecting. I am looking forward to the
day when ladies will offer to take their
spouses out! Mtchewwwww! Their hands
are as long as the neck of a giraffe! Oh! Did
I just say that? No apologies!
The hustle is tight these days as the present
‘Oga at the top’ is not a father Christmas,
unlike the past administration. So money is
scarce. A significant number of Nigerians
have to spend wisely. No more
flamboyance, it is time to tighten the straps
of your boot.
Unfortunately for you, that ‘babe’ you have
been ‘eyeing’ will not look at your face if you
lose your swag. Of course, there are other
men flashing Ferrari at her while you are
showing off with a Toyota Camry! Relax. Do
not worry. You will sweep her off feet, not
with extravagance but with just 10,000.
Read on!
Monday: Be a Gentleman
Many people dread Mondays because it is
perhaps the busiest day of the week. Be a
gentleman on Monday and focus on your
job! You can check on her by calling her.
Tuesday-First Impression matters
First impression matters. It is this prior
perception that will determine how remote
you will go with the lady. It determines
whether you will get her to commit to going
out with you! Get your swag on. Read
Shakespeare, James Hadley Chase, and
borrow lines from Maya Angelou’s Touched
by an Angel. She will be wowed!
Wednesday: Pause
It is time to give her a break. Do not call her,
do not text and do not think about her. Let
her miss you! It is difficult, but you will do
yourself a whole lot of good if you are able
to pull it off.. This break will stop her from
taking you for granted or thinking that you
cannot do or live without her!
Thursday: Buy her a priceless gift
In a relationship, there is no way you will not
spend money. However, you have to smart
with spending on a woman who is yet to
yield to your advances. She may be showing
signs of being interested but at the end you
are ‘On Your On’ (OYO)! But if youy really
like her, buy her a thoughtful gift. A below-
the-line gift. That is a gift that reminds her
of you anytime she sees it! You can go wild
by buying her lingeries! There are many
affordable stalls around Lagos where you
can buy thoughtful gifts!! Do not spend
more 3k.
Friday: Take her to watch a movie!
Ladies are the biggest pretenders in this
world. Quote me anywhere! Abi na lie? I do
not want this. I do not like it…story! As
earlier said, politely get her to commit
herself to going out with you. Do not
ambush her with the movie stuff. You can
Skype her, humbly requesting that you want
to take her to the movies. Imagine an
evening at the cinema with a girl you have
been fantasizing about. If she likes you she
will give you a positive answer. It is 3k for
both of you and do not forget to buy
Popcorn! At the end of the movie, invite her
to your house.
Saturday: At your house
Her first visit to your house is not an
opportunity to have sex. Both of you can do
that in subsequent meetiings. Of course, sex
is an important feature in every relationship.
But it shouldn’t be hinged on that. The visit
is for you to know each other. If you can
cook, please show off your cooking skills.
Some ladies say they love men that have
cooking skills. Impress her with it. At the
end of the evening, she will be very fond of
you and wouldn’t feel like going home.
Importantly, make sure you drop at her
doorstep or give her cab money!
Sunday: Worship at her Church
Men can do anything just to get a girl. One
of those things is worshing at her church.
She will be surprised. She may probably
forget that she is in church and hug you!
Congratulations! She is your girlfriend! But
do not assume, ask her.
Extra
Do not waste money on recharge cards
In the African setting, men are expected to
make all the moves including calling the
woman. But, some ladies should be
awarded a masters degree for flashing as
they will never call their partner!
But do not worry, technology has changed
everything. Skype is the way to go! It is the
cheapest means to make internet calls. Ask
her if she is on skype, collect her ID and
make it a point of duty to only call her on it
while chatting with her using instant
messaging. There is no need to buy
recharge card to call or send her text
messages. In fact, you can go old skool by
writing her a love letter!
guys are vexing while as usual the ladies
are expecting. I am looking forward to the
day when ladies will offer to take their
spouses out! Mtchewwwww! Their hands
are as long as the neck of a giraffe! Oh! Did
I just say that? No apologies!
The hustle is tight these days as the present
‘Oga at the top’ is not a father Christmas,
unlike the past administration. So money is
scarce. A significant number of Nigerians
have to spend wisely. No more
flamboyance, it is time to tighten the straps
of your boot.
Unfortunately for you, that ‘babe’ you have
been ‘eyeing’ will not look at your face if you
lose your swag. Of course, there are other
men flashing Ferrari at her while you are
showing off with a Toyota Camry! Relax. Do
not worry. You will sweep her off feet, not
with extravagance but with just 10,000.
Read on!
Monday: Be a Gentleman
Many people dread Mondays because it is
perhaps the busiest day of the week. Be a
gentleman on Monday and focus on your
job! You can check on her by calling her.
Tuesday-First Impression matters
First impression matters. It is this prior
perception that will determine how remote
you will go with the lady. It determines
whether you will get her to commit to going
out with you! Get your swag on. Read
Shakespeare, James Hadley Chase, and
borrow lines from Maya Angelou’s Touched
by an Angel. She will be wowed!
Wednesday: Pause
It is time to give her a break. Do not call her,
do not text and do not think about her. Let
her miss you! It is difficult, but you will do
yourself a whole lot of good if you are able
to pull it off.. This break will stop her from
taking you for granted or thinking that you
cannot do or live without her!
Thursday: Buy her a priceless gift
In a relationship, there is no way you will not
spend money. However, you have to smart
with spending on a woman who is yet to
yield to your advances. She may be showing
signs of being interested but at the end you
are ‘On Your On’ (OYO)! But if youy really
like her, buy her a thoughtful gift. A below-
the-line gift. That is a gift that reminds her
of you anytime she sees it! You can go wild
by buying her lingeries! There are many
affordable stalls around Lagos where you
can buy thoughtful gifts!! Do not spend
more 3k.
Friday: Take her to watch a movie!
Ladies are the biggest pretenders in this
world. Quote me anywhere! Abi na lie? I do
not want this. I do not like it…story! As
earlier said, politely get her to commit
herself to going out with you. Do not
ambush her with the movie stuff. You can
Skype her, humbly requesting that you want
to take her to the movies. Imagine an
evening at the cinema with a girl you have
been fantasizing about. If she likes you she
will give you a positive answer. It is 3k for
both of you and do not forget to buy
Popcorn! At the end of the movie, invite her
to your house.
Saturday: At your house
Her first visit to your house is not an
opportunity to have sex. Both of you can do
that in subsequent meetiings. Of course, sex
is an important feature in every relationship.
But it shouldn’t be hinged on that. The visit
is for you to know each other. If you can
cook, please show off your cooking skills.
Some ladies say they love men that have
cooking skills. Impress her with it. At the
end of the evening, she will be very fond of
you and wouldn’t feel like going home.
Importantly, make sure you drop at her
doorstep or give her cab money!
Sunday: Worship at her Church
Men can do anything just to get a girl. One
of those things is worshing at her church.
She will be surprised. She may probably
forget that she is in church and hug you!
Congratulations! She is your girlfriend! But
do not assume, ask her.
Extra
Do not waste money on recharge cards
In the African setting, men are expected to
make all the moves including calling the
woman. But, some ladies should be
awarded a masters degree for flashing as
they will never call their partner!
But do not worry, technology has changed
everything. Skype is the way to go! It is the
cheapest means to make internet calls. Ask
her if she is on skype, collect her ID and
make it a point of duty to only call her on it
while chatting with her using instant
messaging. There is no need to buy
recharge card to call or send her text
messages. In fact, you can go old skool by
writing her a love letter!

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